flomitting

The passionate art of stuffing a funnel into an eager womans anus and vomitting into the funnel thus causing drunkness by toxic shock. Flomitt

'' Dude I went on a blind date with a stripper named glitch and we skipped the wine and candles and I went straight to flomitting her. She didnt even ask where I bought the funnel ''

by Ritualaesthetic October 5, 2013

flomstee

a chocolate beverage made of chocolate syrup milk and ice cream and topped off with whipped cream and chocolate powder

boy 1: lets make a flomstee

boy 2: yay i love flomstees

boy 1:FLOMSTEES FOR ALL

by dream horse February 26, 2011

flomin'

someone who is a wannabe car person that thinks their car is much faster and more bad ass then in actuality, they tend to have a nice looking customized car which they hardly did any work on, they had someone else put all the time in whether it was a friend or a more qualified person that they threw money at

person 1- Hey did you see Bob's car?

person 2- Yea, it looks nice but I heard it's a joke under the hood and that he didn't do any of the work himself.

person 1- Really?! Wow!

person 2- Yea, and he thinks he's the coolest person on the planet when he's driving it.

person 1- He's flomin' for sure!

by MikeRoch October 1, 2012

flobit

(N) A flobit is a 3 inch tall man or woman like creature that lives underground and monuveres through tunnels that they construct with their fast moving arms. They live alone and if not their with two to three other flobits in one area. They eat anything but Man-Made products.

Hey Bob
Yeah Fred
Theres a Flobit stealing our tomatoes
So kill it then
All right well wheres the shovel

by MR.M055 January 26, 2016

Flomaton

One of the shittiest small towns in America. It's terrible. Seriously. I don't recommend going there. If you're non-white, non-Christian, or non-hetero, you'll be socially executed and might even get threatened.

"So, I was thinking of moving to this town named Flomaton."
"Dude. Don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."

by ventiplantain June 7, 2018

flomotto

flomotto

flomotto: your way of being. the way one chooses to live their life. “Easy come, easy go” . e.t.n.c

by etnc March 25, 2019

floriting

Taking DA FAWK off on everyone at the stop light .

Cordelia is floriting racing the mustang !!

by Smackdaddygordan September 13, 2021