Fitzgerald

An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.

The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.

by Keith K. Marowitz April 24, 2011

Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"

If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.

by evansgirl October 20, 2016

Fitz and Aria

(Noun) - Having intercourse/hooking up with a generally young, attractive teacher. A 'Fitz and Aria' is generally on accident, and not meant in a creepy way. (The teacher is not a perv, just in love with the wrong person.)

Based off of the ABC Family TV Series, "Pretty Little Liars." Mr. Fitz and Aria hook up and later find out that he is her new teacher.

L- "Do you see how Mr. C looks at Stacey?"

R- "Yeah, they're totally pulling off a Fitz and Aria."

L- "That's hot."

by Cats_Dont_Dance July 27, 2011

Fitzon Dai

Fitzon Dai these are two words:
Fitzon means Young Billionaire,
Dai means Famous ,or powerful,

Fitzon Dai was awarded billions of money, powerful man was awarded billions of money.

by Fitzon Dai November 6, 2019

fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

by Andrew Melvin April 26, 2008

Fitzmas

"Fitzmas" is the atmosphere of excitement and anticipation preceding the conclusion of Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury investigation into the Bush regime's treason and perjury.

My Fitzmas list has expanded from just Scooter and Rove; I secretly hope I get a Cheney indictment or resignation because I've been a very good boy this year.

by Reilly-o October 24, 2005

flitza

Fart, (to release gas),In Hebrew

Man1: Dude, i have the biggest FLITZA ever!
man2: Mannn that stink!

by Eitav RDT April 2, 2008