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flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
by Notikk July 28, 2009
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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.
Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...
by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010
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fishered

@Fisher: **** ***** **** and then **** **** ****** YOU GO IT? YA ****** **** *** *** , thanks ya ****** ***
by tek August 14, 2004
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flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time
person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009
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Fishered

when someone is being fake to another person to get something they want from them.
She got fishered by her own friend
by Lacefyt April 20, 2017
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Flippered

Drunk/wankered/wasted/hammered/flibbered
Ah mate, I went out last night and got absolutely flippered!
by bananananananananaphone July 9, 2011
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