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Social Network Flexer

When a person parades on social networks as if they're rich and living an extravagant life, when in reality they dont have a car, home, and/or job. They present a mythical life to exude they lifestyle they want, instead of the life they have, which in turn makes them a Social Network Flexer.
Jessica always posts pictures of red bottoms (which cost over $500.00), but she doesn't have a car. She is such a Social Network Flexer!
by iamsharbates September 17, 2013
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Fleeson's Ellport

A small somewhat urbanized community, about 5 minutes southeast of Ellwood City, PA.

Known to once be a suburb of the aforementioned bustling steel town of Ellwood, led by Colonel Brian, they tried to secede from the Ellwood City - Fleeson's Ellport unity pact, established in 1856. However resident's of Ellwood put down this revolt, and now in present-day, the communities have forgotten about it, and live peacefully with each other.
"Hey let's go to Fleeson's Ellport and catch the little league game, my son's playing."

"...where at?..."

"They're at the pit, ya'know the community park where the baseball games are played."

"Oh, right, the pit, i remember when it was just called the park!"
by MegadethFan123980 June 27, 2008
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Fleesh

It's that little crevase bit just above your bumhole.
Hey asshole, kiss my fleesh!
by Ragmuff March 13, 2004
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flexed out

When you have sex with a girl and she is left wore out spread eaglet
That girl was fine, i left her ass bucky naked and flexed out
by ulubme April 12, 2014
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Flexercise

(Verb) The action of *flexing one's *ice while performing physical exertion

*flexing=to show off something

*ice=expensive apparel/accessories
Jenna: OMG look at Joe's new shirt
May: It's hard not to, he won't do anything but flexercise.
by iwritethings12 February 13, 2018
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Flexersize

Definition #1 To exercise solely for the purpose of flexing on people.

Definition #2 People who go to the gym just to run on the treadmill for 5 minutes, post a gym selfie then leave)
1. Dude Jenna’s at the gym, I’m gonna go Flexersize!

2. Gotta go Flexersize on snap (fake gym rat)
by urmom3.0 December 18, 2021
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homo flexus

someone who flexes on his bitch
Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'
by BatroniekBochtwerper June 7, 2018
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