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beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.
-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.
by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010
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Pinto Bean Fever

Term usually applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Hispanic descent, although it can also be used in reference to white females who prefer Hispanic men.
After meeting Rosa, Jacob caught Pinto Bean Fever.
by PaulBart October 31, 2011
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metal fever

A desire (most likely sexual in nature) for a robot. First heard on Futurama, with reference to Fry.

See robosexual.
Bender, on Fry's obsession with a robotic Lucy Liu: "You've got metal fever, boy!"
by robosexual December 31, 2004
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White Fever

When an Asian woman is obsessed with dating/marrying a white man fir status, and thinks that hapa (Asian mixed with non-asian) babies are automatically 'cuter' than 100% Asian babies.
Asian woman to her Asian girlfriend 'ohhh, your new (dorky looking white guy) boyfriend is so handsome! How come all your new boyfriends have been white...do you have white fever??'
by Lisa Evers February 1, 2016
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Baby Fever

When you wanna have a kid because you love babies or cuz babies are cute as fuck.
I got baby fever right now, but I I know i'm to yung
by alees.ss October 3, 2018
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Jay Fever

A term to describe a situation where fan girls start spazzing and going crazy over new videos of Jay Park of AOM. A few symptoms include: screaming until throat hurts, lack of sleep from watching his videos over and over again, stalking his fan sites for new pictures, excessive drooling, and etc. Might lead to a heart attack if the Jay Fever takes off his shirt to show his 12 pack.
TeamJay: I caught the Jay fever on April 3rd of 2010 when Jay danced to Single Ladies.
Misadoan - I'm sick, I caught the Jayfever...mom can I stay home on Monday?
tranling- h1n1 step aside , cuz a new flu goes by the name Jay Park is here n guarantee u that once u caught it , there's no cure at all lol
by Teamjaypark April 4, 2010
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facebook fever

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"
by chemiosmotic January 3, 2008
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