flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008

Flatmare

A handy typo that can be used to indicate the true hell that is the other people you may voluntarily or otherwise be forced into sharing accommodation with.

Dave - I'm having a right flatmare at the moment
Phil - Yeah i know, i saw him licking your cheese

by TSLewis July 13, 2011

flavia

A girlfriend who is really cool, and down for whatever is bout to go down, or a hott mexican chica.

Yo! dat bitch is a real flavia, she's straight the best girl I ever did have.

by Tofu Face April 30, 2006

Mustang Flatback

The act of having sex in the back seat of a Ford Mustang

Me and my girlfriend went cruising, and ended up doing a Mustang Flatback.

by Phyllis Biggun July 16, 2008

fatia

She is calm and confident. S Named after Muhammad wife. She loveable and gentle. Also abut crazy

Fatia isn't Fatia without Tia

by Tia Love July 16, 2017

flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

flatland tourister

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.

Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.

by builderbob58 October 4, 2018