Gen Xer who remembers Y2K, rotary phones, floppy disks and the end of the Cold War, but is addicted to their smartphone, prefers to work remotely, keeps up on pop culture, advocates for equality, appreciates diversity and tells people "I'm actually a millennial." See also xennial.
by ksfishgirl May 25, 2018
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Pertains to any extended and long-winded argument that may make sense, but has absolutely no meaning whatsoever or use in any real-life context.
Also has nothing to do with the actual study of knowledge and metaphysical understanding.
Pertains to any extended and long-winded argument that may make sense, but has absolutely no meaning whatsoever or use in any real-life context.
Also has nothing to do with the actual study of knowledge and metaphysical understanding.
"If you like catgirls, you are a furry."
"Wait, what? Where did that come from? Besides, catgirls have fur on the ears only, while furries are furry everywhere. There's a clear distinction."
"But where is the logical distinction between where furries end and catgirls begin? Is there a limit? If a catgirl has a single strand of fur on her arm, does that make her a furry?" And what is the catgirl transforms into a furry, what is she then? How can we distinguish what is catgirl from what is furry? This is truly the question of our times."
"Your fauxlosophy is ridiculous, and somewhere Aristotle is rolling over in his grave."
"Wait, what? Where did that come from? Besides, catgirls have fur on the ears only, while furries are furry everywhere. There's a clear distinction."
"But where is the logical distinction between where furries end and catgirls begin? Is there a limit? If a catgirl has a single strand of fur on her arm, does that make her a furry?" And what is the catgirl transforms into a furry, what is she then? How can we distinguish what is catgirl from what is furry? This is truly the question of our times."
"Your fauxlosophy is ridiculous, and somewhere Aristotle is rolling over in his grave."
by Daem0n October 26, 2011
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When a person has OCD tenancies about certain things. Often with organisation of books and DVDs on a shelf, or where things are placed.
Dude, seriously, Matt has a serious case of FauxCD! Last week he castrated me because I put his mug on the wrong hook in his kitchen!
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Get the fauxlut mug.1 : a representation of fake leaves, fake flowers, and fake branches for architectural ornamentation
2 : the aggregate of fake leaves of one or more fake plants
3 : a cluster of fake leaves, fake flowers, and branches
2 : the aggregate of fake leaves of one or more fake plants
3 : a cluster of fake leaves, fake flowers, and branches
Would you say they would pose a significant fire hazard if I were to put LED Christmas lights on the fauxliage in my office?
by UrbanDEV April 2, 2010
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20 year old 15 year old - Hey can i get a pack of du Marniers and a 40 oz. of olde english please?
Cashier - Sure thing bro (passes i.d check)
making the 15 year old Fauxlder.
Cashier - Sure thing bro (passes i.d check)
making the 15 year old Fauxlder.
by Cobra (('i')) November 15, 2009
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"I'm not in the mood to file all these receipts today.. Think I'll take a stroll around the building with my fauxlder instead."
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