Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.
by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009
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When a fat or non-desirable female uses deceptive camera angles to give the illusion of being attractive or skinny to lure men into sex.
When a fat or non-desirable female uses deceptive camera angles to give the illusion of being attractive or skinny to lure men into sex.
Jarrod: Did you ever hook up with that chick that you swiped right and matched with?
Blake: yeah she showed up at my door and fatfished me!
Jarrod: Did you still have sex with her?
Blake: I couldn't back out once I opened the door; I was committed .
Blake: yeah she showed up at my door and fatfished me!
Jarrod: Did you still have sex with her?
Blake: I couldn't back out once I opened the door; I was committed .
by Hans Buttplower July 5, 2018
Get the FatFish mug.Bill got fatfished when the model he thought he was talking to on Facebook turned out to be a fat person with a fake profile.
by Branta August 25, 2013
Get the fatfished mug.When you pull a Fatmove and roll off the couch and crawl to the phone charger instead of getting up and walking.
by azteceg August 13, 2012
Get the Fatmove mug.She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has these brown beautiful eyes that will make you fall in love with her. She is funny and very kind. She will always stand up for you no matter what. She is always happy even though she is not. Her past relationship has not been the greatest but she will soon find the one. She will be back with an A or an S.
Boy 1: Fatma is so beautiful
Boy 2: I know, she is so kind to
I wish i had a Fatma in my life. She is just amazing!
Boy 2: I know, she is so kind to
I wish i had a Fatma in my life. She is just amazing!
by anonymous_81 January 30, 2022
Get the Fatma mug.when you write something on your smartphone, withouth spellchecking. and your fat fingers hits more than the desired keys on your keyboard, resulting in new words or several words fused together with random letters.
then being able to read and understand it, when other people writes like that to you, without replying ''?'' like a cunt.
then being able to read and understand it, when other people writes like that to you, without replying ''?'' like a cunt.
''Hahahaha!!! This is close to my heart, theclightvin the shitter at my work does this!''
No worries i know Fatfinglish, he means ''the light in the shitter''
No worries i know Fatfinglish, he means ''the light in the shitter''
by KennyMT May 19, 2022
Get the Fatfinglish mug.Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!
Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
by calojan June 27, 2010
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