Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

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Father

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019

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fath-er-ality: ˈfäT͟Həralətē (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor

Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality

by mills222 July 29, 2014

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Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.

A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

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an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.

me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......

by one pissed off person November 2, 2012

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