fapperware

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

by Funjelly November 3, 2015

Flappery

Social Media "shit talking"

That internet tough guy is constantly spewing flappery online.

by a friendly drunk November 16, 2016

Ghost-fapper

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.

“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.

by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023

Fapper

someone who likes to "Fap"( either have sex or masturbate) alot.

1.that Jacky kid is such a Fapper, he stays in his room 24 hours a day, seven days a week fapping, no wonder why he misses school alot.

2.Wow, we got some serious Fappers in this place, we finally have regular fappers coming in everyday.

by Xianger March 7, 2009

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

by Poco baci May 30, 2018

Fapper

Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline

Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!

by LazyFapper January 28, 2012