fatphobia

fatphobia is an excuse that whales make because they aren’t pretty enough

Chad: You should lose weight. You’re becoming morbidly obese
Emily: THATS FATPHOBIA!!!
Chad: Shut up cow.

by shirousa199 July 17, 2022

Fatphobic

A term used by people of above average weight, to dismiss and discredit anyone or anything that they feel, inconveniences their lives.

"If you workout with the expressed intention of losing weight, then you're Fatphobic."

by Red Rider December 30, 2021

Fapphone

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

by Phapper July 27, 2009

Falpha

The female version for an alpha male.

Your mates mrs who wears the pants.

“Mate she has you by the balls, she is the falpha of your relationship.”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

fapholster

A holster in which a dirty sock is kept for the purpose of jerking off into.

Person 1: Look at my fapholster!
Person 2: That's disgusting!

by Arawitz September 28, 2013

fatphobic

A stupid word used by sensitive, overweight Tiktok girls who in extremely stupid cases will label skinny people as this word.
Written by an overweight male

Don't you dare tell me what's good for my health you fatphobic, anorexic bitch!

by a fat male December 23, 2021

Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

by DarkRyo March 14, 2009