Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 19, 2010
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It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.
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by Javi_miami December 19, 2008
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by julcan October 7, 2013
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Jack: Kvaratskhelia to PSG was a downgrade.
Jill: How could you even think it's a downgrade? PSG is a club whose goal is to win the UCL; it's no where near the ambitions of Napoli. He actually chose PSG for the project, the coach, and the prestige.
Me: Factos!
Jill: How could you even think it's a downgrade? PSG is a club whose goal is to win the UCL; it's no where near the ambitions of Napoli. He actually chose PSG for the project, the coach, and the prestige.
Me: Factos!
by backdabber January 27, 2025
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Get the Ipso Facto mug.When a person usually has difficulty accepting facts/truths, and like to argue why they don't accept them.
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