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Post facto jacko

Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?

Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 19, 2010
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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factose intolerant

People a/o their statements, which completely dismiss all and every fact concerning any disagreement; and deliberately try to obscure or underscore the facts with endless distortions and allegory.
Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.

Fox News: factose intolerant
by Javi_miami December 19, 2008
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Ipso Facto

"To the fact" in Latin. Just an official way of saying "facts". To affirm something."
"This Sandwich is really fucking good."

"Ipso Facto"
by Cli.Max.Ed January 23, 2017
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de facto partnership

Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt live together but they are not married, so they are a de facto partnership
by julcan October 7, 2013
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fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
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Factos

When you get salty over losing some balloon award to some Argentinian and want to prove that you are still better. But in actual fact you are not :(
“Does the 7 in CR7 stand for the number of ballon d’ors Messi has?”
“Factos!”
by Penaldo December 1, 2021
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