fack a you

something said commonly by asian immigrants that have recently arrived in america and are easily angered.

bob:*cuts off mr. chan"
mr chan: "fack a you!!!!!"

by wawowewa December 31, 2010

fackbird

1. n. a type of bird that continually facks. it screeches and yells and sings continually roaming from room to room.

2. v. to have a fackbird harming you physically or psychologically

1. "Oh man did you see fackbird?"
"are you kidding, how could i have missed fackbird roaming around all loud running up and down the hallway?"

2. Oh man, you just got fackbirded. You should probably go see your shrink.

by rpark008 May 4, 2009

Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)

Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”

by facklover2701 August 11, 2018

fackuracy

When something is so facking spot on, #theaccuracy is just not enough to express it!

Them: Why does Del Taco always hit best after a lit night out?
Me: The Fackuracy tho

by ItsJRBetch January 23, 2020

blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.

After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.

by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009

Facial Friday

That special day of the week when she uses her guy's all natural cream to prepare her skin for the rest of the weekend.

John: "Mary's face is positively glowing tonight."
Dave: "Well it was Facial Friday yesterday."

by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.

Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."

by liveMike June 19, 2008