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Hollywood Facelift

The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.
It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.
by sweetpapa November 25, 2009
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Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.
My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.
by DannyShock August 1, 2007
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Facelift

To remove someone as a friend from your FaceBook. Usually a one sided, spontaneous act done out of anger or extreme hurt. Sometimes done by someone trying to hide from their past. The facelifter will go on to regret the action.
Girl: Did you know that Joe and Mary were together at the malt shop on Friday after school?

Boy: No. Mary gave me my letter sweater back, so I Facelifted her.
by S_Cordiner February 4, 2010
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Offroad Facelift

The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.
-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.
My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...
Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.
by Juan Joven January 13, 2008
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Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..
"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet
by TheDadFather November 19, 2010
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Flamelifter

**Flamelifter**

*noun*

1. (slang) A sneaky person who "accidentally" pockets someone else's lighter, often with a sly grin or feigned innocence.

2. A habitual lighter thief, known for walking off with your Bic or Zippo when you’re not looking.

*Note:* Usually playful but can be annoying when you’re left without a light.
1. I had to buy a new lighter after that flamelifter Josh "borrowed" mine at the bonfire.

2. Watch your stuff around her, she’s a notorious flamelifter at every smoke sesh.
by Матроскин April 16, 2025
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Peruvian Facelift

When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards
Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
by chode_deep September 1, 2013
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