Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
by EricStratton March 12, 2010
Get the FaceBusted mug.Fictional online website a supposedly internet-ignorant person imagines everybody in cyberspace to be on all the time. Always used with "the". Possibly invented by Craig Ferguson. (Obviously, a combination of Facebook and YouTube.)
Craig Ferguson: Kids today don't know how to make a life-like corpse out of old sweaters. Nowadays they just download their corpse out of the Google or the FaceTube or something...
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If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.
by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009
Get the Facekicker mug.When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.
Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!
Fred: I know right? What a faggot!
Fred: I know right? What a faggot!
by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010
Get the Faceburst mug.When someone is having sex with someones face eg: when a guy grabs a girl by the back of her head and vigorously pushes her face onto his cock fucking her mouth just like her pussy or ass
#Mick grabbed Renee by the back of her head and shoved her face onto his cock shoving his hard cock into her mouth and fucked her face so hard and fast like he just did to her pussy Renee knew her face was about to be facefucked hardcore
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Get the Facefuck mug.Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).
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Me -....yay?
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