when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 June 05, 2011
by IeatEGGSaLOT May 31, 2011
On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
by marc_the_legend March 11, 2008
Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
by Sojuvet March 08, 2020
" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
by sharpman July 13, 2005
by xplot June 23, 2003