expecting

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018

Wife Expectancy

After a male has been diagnosed with a fiance, the period remaining to engage in guys' night activities before the wedding/shackle fitting ceremony.

Did you hear Brando's getting married this weekend?
Yeah dude, wife expectancy of like three days.
We're gonna need another keg.

by Spyrokeet January 4, 2009

Expectancle

To expect tentacles while watching porn whilst on the phone with your significant other.

"Did you expectancle my tentacles inside you?"

by AAAAAAHHHHHHHGHGHHHHH October 20, 2016

Expectating

The act of witnessing a new couples face when planning the birth of a new child.

The look of horror while expectating Hoffa and Kenna Rays future offspring , suggests an event that shouldn't happen.

by God of geometry June 18, 2016

Expective

Having expectations of anything

You wouldn't be so let down if you weren't so expective

by Shabby Fundenblammer August 29, 2019

subverting expectations

Taking established points of previous installments in a franchice belowed by billions of people and completely destroying it to un unrecoverable state, deforming the most miniscule details as well (e.g. how gravity works in space), just because you have the power to do it while NOT taking any accountability your actions.

The Last Jedi is subverting expectations of the Star Wars fans.

by Hrnek February 13, 2022

Right-sizing Expectations

When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.

When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.

P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.

by cstat July 6, 2023