a cunt's errand

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.

Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.

by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

erranding

when one is in the process of running errands.

"I have to go do some erranding later today."

by Carl Ebbighausen September 19, 2011

Running Errands

Term for eating shit or falling off when, Wakeboarding, Skateboarding,Surfing, Snowboarding or any sport that has to do with shredding gnar. Also can be used as a term for making out with an ugly girl

Look Steve ran errands when he did not land that 180.

Last night Derk was running errands on some hog in front of the bar.

by dandandandandan November 5, 2008

Running an Errand

This is commonly used word meaning slang for TP someone's house (Particularly (B_i__any Om_n))

Ill brb. Ill be "Running an Errand" over to Brittanies house

by ChimyChongas January 27, 2007

Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking

Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.

by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022