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Ejackielate

Ejackielating is the combination of cumming and dying at the same time.
Tom: "Did you hear anything from Jeff?"
George: "Yeah I heard he ejackielated on top of a whore."
by gigaultraturbomegachad June 21, 2023
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Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"
Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"
by TheFush April 9, 2011
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enock

adj. alcoholic black out
ie. Waking up not knowing where you are and/or forgetting what you did last night from consuming too much alcohol.
Man..I think I got enocked last night..I don't remember going home.
by Elmo21 February 4, 2006
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postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
by Public_ice September 15, 2011
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ejokeulate

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.
Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008
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EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.
Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.
by Garozerg June 23, 2008
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Erock

A YouTube star that makes Call Of Duty and Minecraft videos
Did you se Erock's new video. It was tight... nuff siad
by ErockDardine November 29, 2010
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