Raccoon Eggs

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!

ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*

by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019

Dirty as Eggs

to have a general character of dishonesty or some other vague suspicious nature.

That politician is "dirty as eggs."

by mrraber June 29, 2011

Cleaning up eggs

What Michael Reeves does best according to LilyPichu

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu

by ElonMosque September 22, 2020

Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

by Swaggerella September 3, 2012

walking on eggshells

To be extra-careful when speaking to someone, in order not to make them angry.

I 'm walking on eggshells as I ask my neighbor to keep his dog from barking

by LuizLeitao December 16, 2017

Eggo

Elevens Favorite Food

Damm El loves demm Eggos

by doityouwont! December 14, 2017

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014