Eeyorish

the state of mind of utter depression, derived from the character Eeyor in the "Winnie the Pooh" cartoon series.

Dude, I know your girl dumped you last night, quit acting eeyorish and drink this shot of tequila already, fag.

by hexxers_da_molester January 21, 2009

Eeyorism

When someone is overly sad and down about themselves all the time

Damn son that girl has eeyorism, she is always such a downer

by Sarahgeeter March 7, 2017

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

eeyorish

A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.

That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

Eeyorism

Something Eeyore would say. Something depressing, pessimistic, and completely anti-Tiggerish.

He utters an Eeyorism every five seconds. I seriously think he could benefit from a double dose of Prozac, laced with Red Bull.

by OG-BB1966 October 30, 2014

Eyoresalem

The name Eyoresalem came from a place name Jerusalem with a little twist Jerusalem is where Jesus Christ was born and raised and this word is usually used by Christians. Eyoresalem is humble and lovable she is a very understanding person and she is beautiful and doesn’t really share her feelings and you are lucky if you have her as a friend you will always love her no matter what she is a trustable person you can tell her anything she been thru a lot and nobody will ever know that because she doesn’t show that side of her she will comfort u she is a very strong person she is just awesome

My name is Eyoresalem

by Eyoresalem November 21, 2021

ëyore

the emptiness you get after a high. a high that’s from anything: drugs, friends, movies, music, sex, shopping

feels like how Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens sounds

i can’t help but feel ëyore

by purifiedz November 30, 2025