To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.
Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
by Pville69 November 24, 2007
Get the crucial muggin earmuffs mug.The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
by Pink Princess June 18, 2006
Get the hot pink russian earmuffs mug.by Heishvdhh September 22, 2023
Get the Earmuffs mug.A term used to describe the ultra woke who can't survive being in the real world without their earmuffs. Like a performative social activist.
We all know someone in our lives, but if you can't find one look for a they/them barista lol (I'm sorry, but it's true, but you are still my friend lollololoo)
We all know someone in our lives, but if you can't find one look for a they/them barista lol (I'm sorry, but it's true, but you are still my friend lollololoo)
Are you incapable of understanding that something is a joke? Guess you are a part of the earmuff community....
by Transgirl from Texass November 8, 2025
Get the Earmuff Community mug.When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
Get the Crusty Earmuffs mug.When your face is plastered in between someone's buttcheeks and the cheeks wrap around your head, covering your ears
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