Nicaraguan Earmuffs 

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

Nicaraguan Earmuffs by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

swedish earmuffs by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

earmuffs 

When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.

I come home from work to have my two female roommates earmuff me!

earmuffs by Brilliant March 30, 2005

earmuffs 

when a man blows it in his hand and proceeds to spread it on her ears then continues by shaving his pubes and attatching them to the semen making some kinky earmuffs.

her ears were cold so i made her some earmuffs

earmuffs by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Earmuffs 

When a man gets a blow job while taking a shit. Holding his hands over her ears forcing her to finish before finishing his shit.

Jeremy "taking that dump was so much easier after blowing my load in her mouth." "Had to use the earmuffs technique"

Earmuffs by allstar711 October 13, 2010

Earmuffs 

When a girl takes her thick thighs and wraps them around a guys head and ears like earmuffs.

Damn dude last night my girlfriend let me use her thighs as earmuffs.

Earmuffs by Heishvdhh September 22, 2023

Earmuffs 

When your face is plastered in between someone's buttcheeks and the cheeks wrap around your head, covering your ears

"Yeah Kimberly let me put on the earmuffs on last night. I couldn't even breathe!"

Earmuffs by ElProfe713 March 8, 2025