drunkoline

Any large-sized trampoline utilized for pleasurable entertainment, i.e. mirth, whilst intoxicated.

"Wow...Greg just launched Maria off the drunkoline. I wonder if she'll remember that tomorrow!"

by superfelon July 30, 2012

Drunkoncious

Making decisions while under the influence seems like a good idea at the time but is actually a horrible idea.

Ex. Thinking I could travel down a flight of stair in a wheelchair was definitely a drunkoncious idea.

by Dduck21 May 17, 2014

Chunko de Drunko

The early morning of May 6, after you come home from drinking on "Cinco de Drinko" (Cinco de Mayo).

Dude, on May 6 I was in the bathroom from 4 to 6 AM celebrating Chunko de Drunko.

by Idni May 7, 2010

Drunkolepsy

Drunkolepsy is a chronic drinking disorder in which a person falls asleep at inappropriate times while drunk, such as face first on a bar, on the dance floor or in the back of your car. Drunkoleptics usually exhibit severe bouts of rage when disturbed during their slumber. Caution should be used when approaching a drunkoleptic while asleep. However, staying out of arms reach is generally sufficient to avoid any harm as they are incapable of more than general grunts and spastic movements while attempting to ward off the concerned onlooker.

When a drunkoleptic falls asleep they generally experience drooling, snoring and other obnoxious stages of sleep.

Awakening a drunkoleptic usually results in a person with slurred speech, impaired vision, (double vision, inability to focus), impaired hearing and confusion of person, place and time and anger issues.

Drunkolepsy is an excessive drinking disorder. While the condition itself is not caused by mental illness or psychological problems, the underlying need to drink so much that one passes out in public on a normal basis, is most likely a sure sign of a psychological problem.

The term drunkolepsy derives from the combination of the English "drunk" meaning, "being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; and the Greek (lepsis), "attack" or "seizure".

Man, we were out last night and Chantel completely passed out on the bar, face first, drool puddle, the works. I think she is suffering from drunkolepsy!

by TJJC March 15, 2011

drunkorexic

A term to describe most attractive females who enjoy inexpensive nights out and looking good.
They do this by replacing food with alcoholic drinks not only to avoid putting on weight but to get drunk quicker.
Duff's have been successful in avoiding this label for many years now.

Hot Chick: Are you going to eat that before we go out?

Duff: Of course, I love food.

Hot Chick: So do I but I like getting all the attention even more!

Duff: Omg, you are so drunkorexic! Could you pass the salt?

by RusselT March 19, 2008

drunkorexic

Following a cocktail diet through out the day

Whats wrong with being drunkorexic, at least you fill your body with liquid not greasy mcdonalds and taco bells

by Nihan February 19, 2009

drunkover

When you drink so much that instead of waking up with a hangover, you wake up still drunk.

"Hey can you give me a lift home?"

"Sorry sweetie but I'm still drunkover from last night. Why don't you give me a blowie so I can sleep it off?"

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011