Dry 

As the world changes, we as civilized open minded human beings should eradicate the negative usage of the words 'gay' and 'retarded'. THUS we have come up with a word more suitable for those moments when something is truly fucking awful or unbearable; such as the situation that follows after running out of marijuana and not being able to find more.

"Dude, I have SO MUCH FUCKING HOMEWORK! IT SUCKS!"

"Yeah, nigga, that's so dry, I ain't got none."

Dry by ilykechormam September 5, 2011

dry 

Dry Means bad,

Thas dry man, meaning oh thats really bad

dry by Joe December 8, 2003

dry 

An insult, or to point out someone else has been insulted or offended, when used in the context:

"Dry in your eye guy!"

dry by J Hall April 3, 2003

dry 

A joke that is not funny and therefore lame.

Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roger: I don't know
Mark: To get to the other side!
Roger: Did it just get dry in here?

dry by Savona December 24, 2006

dry 

An area without a police presence.

2nd street is dry, so I have no fear of arrest when I drag race there.

dry by Chester McLaughlin May 19, 2005

dry 

A term used to describe someone or something that is extremely NOT funny or amusing.

Origin: Regular use of the word used by a handful of individuals at Avondale College.

unamusing;
humorless;
unclever;

"You are sooo dry, Anthony!!"

dry by milkytooth July 16, 2009

dry 

Masturbation without any form of artificial lubricant.

You're masturbating dry if you don't use Vaseline

dry by Sean July 5, 2003