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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

"Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
The motto for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the fictional Harry Potter universe.
Harry pulled out his Latin dictionary and said, "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus... What the fuck?"
by Michael Gee December 14, 2008
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draco

the sad bitch with the blonde hair in harry potter. the one everyone ignored when he was 110% depressed who deserved better. deserving of a redemption arc better than snape.
person 1: "i had a dream abput me boyfriend last night,"

person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"

1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
***
*blood spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
by malfoysnmordor July 26, 2020
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daychenay

A Person who, is typically Annoying, Self Centered, and a Very Odd person. They tend to Like Chicken and Salsa. A few of them have been known to Mess around in School. They Also tend to Respond Ok To everything.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hi
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Want to talk about it?
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Tell me
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: your Such a Daychenay. its not even funny
by Mynameisjoeandiliketosow June 16, 2020
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Liquid Daycare Center

Another term for a mans ejaculate and or semen.
Honey if you keep sucking like that I’m going to deliver a liquid daycare center in your mouth
by Gummy bear sex May 29, 2019
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Drache

by Al from the Navy September 10, 2003
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dude, Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus!!!
by leahboobear(; December 20, 2010
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Draco Malfoy-ing

When somebody uses their parent-figure as a reason to look important.

Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.
This professor once gave a university student a C on a philosophy paper. She looked at him and said: “Do you know who my father is?”
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!
by duckburg June 26, 2018
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