[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009

douchenbagel

1. a form of danish

2. an awesome way of exclamation

DOUCHENBAGEL!

Dude, you're such a douchenbagel

by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005

douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.

Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle

by mike short May 14, 2005

Douchenbach

Just bad people

"Man, that guy is such a douchenbach!"

by Angelikki October 18, 2008

Douchenag

Anyone expressing his/her personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

Douchedemic

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009

douched on

verb: to assert yourself on top of another in the douchiest way possible, by any means necessary.

Dude, Hunter totally douched on Dylan the other day.

by yo_unice August 22, 2011