Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013

doomscrolling

Doomscrolling is scrolling through Twitter in 2020 becoming sadder the further through you scroll. There is no end.

Person 1: Whatchya doin
Person 2: doomscrolling through twitter looking at how fucked our world is
Person 1: m’kay have fun with that

by KittyKutter73 June 10, 2020

dorm rage

to get drunk in a college dorm and stumble around it belligerently.

Zach and Steve dorm raged so hard last night Zach passed out and Steve almost came down with crabs.

by picoxc February 20, 2009

Dorm Dwarf

noun. The creatures that take residence in every college dorm room or apartment, they are directly responsible for the loss of "completed homework", giving college students the urge to procrastinate and get on facebook or urbandictionary. These sneaky devils throw college student's clothes all over their rooms while they aren't looking and make their rooms messy.

"Dude what happened to our clean room?"

"I don't know man, I was just watching TV and a dorm dwarf must have messed it up."

by College Professional October 20, 2009

doomslammed

adjective. To have consumed inordinate and dangerous amounts of alcohol, proceeded by boisterous and belligerent activities that involve the destruction of public or private property and potentially bodily harm to one's self or others.

Did you see Michael last night?

Yeah he was drunk as hell, smashing car windows, and broke his foot kicking a hole in the wall. He was doomslammed.

by d1660 April 22, 2010

Dorm Crew

At Harvard University, the largest student-run fee-for-service organization in the world. Also, a collection of great world citizens. An organization of glory, freedom, and cleanliness. They can throw a sweet dance party...and they can clean it up.

Anonymous person 1: "Which organization was founded in 1951 and has the incredibly witty motto, SANITAS?"
Anonymous person 2: "Could it be...Dorm Crew?!?!?!"

by Damp-duster June 22, 2009

dorm room

A tiny shithole where colleges make their students live; a square or rectangle-shaped block typically conveniently located near a sound source that is of the utmost annoyance.

Francis: "Hey Mohammed, how is your dorm room?"
Mohammed: "Fuck this shitbox. All I hear all day are firetrucks and ambulances obnoxiously blaring their sirens and also the douchebag down the hall who won't shut the fuck up."

by BrianWallyizzle January 3, 2008