DOOT

I've always known the word 'doot' to mean the television remote, but it seems it means shit.

Hey Jenny pass the doot!

or as it seems to be now...

Hey Jenny pass the shit!

by James Parkins May 2, 2006

doot

A walk with no real aim or direction

Hey, we're headed for a doot about town, fancy coming?

by Ally151085 April 1, 2007

doot

sometimes used in northern ireland to mean ATM/Cash Machine

He's going to get some money from the 'doot doot' (in reference to the noise the keypads make when entering the PIN)

by lpmd April 14, 2010

doot

I first heard the word doot on the comedy show, Drawn Together. It's a very crude way of saying a piece of solid excretion..or a turd.

"Now who's gonna open the door while I doot on the pizza? Huh?"
- Pig

by - May 13, 2005

doot

A redneck's little, usually smelly penis.

Redneck: "What're ya doin' bitch!? Get over here and suck my doot!!"

by stenchtrench02 March 16, 2008

Doot

Used in MMORPG's (Massive-Multiplayer Online Roll Playing Games). It is used to express superiority or power. It can also be used as a reference to a level of power one can attain in an MMO.

Ex 1. "I am doot"
Ex 2. "If you want doot, get that weapon!"

by I iz Lolcatz April 13, 2009

doot

A person who is either about to go on jury duty or is already on a case, clueless about what goes on in criminal law procedures despite orientation in the waiting room and instructions from the judges. Also spelled "dut", both spellings pronounced to rhyme with "boot". From "jury DUTy".

What a pain in the butt! It's time for me to talk to that doot in front of me at the courthouse!

by pentozali February 4, 2009