DONG

The acronym for (Things to) Do Online Now, Guys. Made famous by VSauce, a YouTuber.

It can also be used as a noun, respectively.

"Hey, man check out this DONG!"
"Woah. That is an amazing dong."

-WARNING-

THE PREVIOUS QUOTE IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID.

by mintyfresh9080 October 16, 2012

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

by roberto765332 January 24, 2011

dong

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

by Les G September 17, 2005

Donged

When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged

woodsy - "awww danny donged me so badly at the pool today"

by dannydongedwoods August 28, 2008

Dong

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands

I got a dong in my pocket
I'm gonna beat you with my dong!

by David Smith March 10, 2004

Dong

The classic mis-pronunciation of the word "gong" especially when playing Fortnite at 1 am.

I have to ring 3 more Dongs

by OPSlytherin May 3, 2023