A directioner is a fan of a boyband, One Direction. 1D was formed in 2010 on the X Factor. The boys names are Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne.
Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):
Nice Ones:
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.
Animals:
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.
Stalker:
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.
Directionator:
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.
Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):
Nice Ones:
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.
Animals:
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.
Stalker:
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.
Directionator:
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this."
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"
Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"
Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"
New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"
Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"
Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"
Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"
Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"
New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"
Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"
Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"
by lauralee00 December 10, 2013
Get the Directioner mug.A group of fans addicted to the sex gods Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik who are in the greatest boy band on the face of the earth One Direction. This fandom is very kind to one another but when in contact with another fandom things can get crazy. They only look out for the boys and for each other. Most in other country's like England have been fans since the X Faxtor but others like the US fans have been fans since they knew about them in their country. Directioners are the equivalent to the FBI. They have finger prints, addresses, old phone numbers, leaked songs, pieces of hair, ultrasounds, and even penis sizes and color, so technically they are better than the FBI.
Directioner #1: hey did you hear the new 1D song?!?!
Directioner #2: yesssss Omg it is amazayn!!!! Phenominiall!!!!!
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Directioners: STAY AWAY WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!
Directioner #2: yesssss Omg it is amazayn!!!! Phenominiall!!!!!
Taylor swift fan: hi!
Directioners: STAY AWAY WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!
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Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!
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