Disabled

Luke

Luke is disabled he has no hand

by LukeTheDisabledKid April 22, 2019

Disabledist

Offensive to disabled people

Why you be disabledist ah

by Tgtvtv December 30, 2020

web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017

mr.disabled

They best meme page around, they still post high quality actual funny memes

#meme #memes

Hey mr.disabled just posted a fucked up meme lmao

by Thadefinemaster April 11, 2019

Motorway Disabled

A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.

I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.

by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019

Disabled Friends with Benefits

Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.

"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014