dinghy broad

A dim-witted, oblivious and/or inattentive woman.

"dinghy" in this phrase is a shortened variation of dingbat and should not be confused with dingy (pronounced "din-jee") meaning dirty or soot-covered.

I'm not repeating myself a third time, ya dinghy broad!

by Legitimus September 25, 2010

dichroscope

A greek word for a dick so long it looks like a telescope.

Look at that dichroscope!

by le pseudonym March 5, 2018

Dichtungs Dienstag

Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.

Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß

by raidd May 17, 2022

verpöbel dich

German slang that is used to tell someone to fuck off. It has been used since the opening of Maastricht university by Maximilian R. the first. It has since rapidly spread out to Germany, Luxembourg and Belgium's Ostakantons.

Verpöbel dich you drunk Maastricht syndrome effected slut.

Bro, I was using those dumbbells to pump up my biceps verböbel dich you partypumper.

Max you should stop telling people to verpöbel dich, it isn't polite.

by SBEmaastricht April 8, 2016

fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Fick dich ins Knie!

German expression meaning "fuck off" or just "fuck you", literally "fuck your knee". The origin of this expression is a pun with the archaic word "Kniefiez", meaning a very avaricious person such as Scrooge McDuck. Therefore, its original meaning was "If you're to cheap for that, you can go and fuck yourself.". However, with time it has become a more general expression that could be used equally well in any other context.

100 Mark für einmal kurz blasen? Fick dich ins Knie!

by Aquifex March 30, 2009

Wir suchen dich

German word which means "we're looking for you"

Usually used in job applications in Germany, the word has similar connotation to the English term "We're Suckin' Dick" and has been used in various memes.

Notable ones is the one located outside a Mcdonald's store in Germany with a lady face and the 3 words written below it. "Wir suchen DICH"

Me : Morning! What's up?

some German guys : wir suchen dich

Me : WHAT?

some german guys : WIR SUCHEN DICH!!!

Me : ok i guess wir suchen dich then, come let's go!

by whitemirrors October 18, 2021