dildo 

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

dildo by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

Dildo 

Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'

Dildo by Force Majeure December 24, 2008

dildo 

A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.

Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!

dildo by bye.felicia April 9, 2015

dildo 

can't do anything by themselves

"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"

dildo by mazza07 January 24, 2007

dildo 

to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.

Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.

I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.

dildo by boycottthecaf April 27, 2010

dildo 

A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

dildo by Summerlady August 22, 2003

dildo 

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

That new couple down the road are dildos.

dildo by meggymc March 30, 2015