dickableness

The scale used to rate attractive girls (or guys if you're gay) in the sense of how likely you would be to have sex or give them a good dickn' if the opportunity were to arise.

Sure my mom looks good for her age but on a scale of 1 to 100 her dickableness is probably only like 25, 26 at the most.

by Omnipotent Hobo February 4, 2014

ducktales

to fabricate one's story; to lie out your ass;

Nigga, stop lying. We know your entire story is ducktales.

by that nigga marcus graham June 16, 2006

Dicktale

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.

Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.

Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.

by THEword 14 September 17, 2016

ducktales

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever

Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!

by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019

Urban dicktated

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.

A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.

by Aprendy November 18, 2018

ducktales

to tell big ass lie

to make shit up

dat ho wuz tellin ducktales that she aint got no AIDS

by Misz.Juelz Santana 908 December 28, 2005