dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

by visxera July 30, 2007

Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.

Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.

by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016

Dickpack

n. A condom

I'm glad I used a dickpack, I hate that bitch!

by Halftard January 3, 2009

dicspañol

(noun) A linguistic expert fluent in the dialect of fellatio.

"Dude, I gave this drunk chick a ride home from the bar last night and she wouldn't stop talking dicspañol. I just wanted to fall asleep when we got to her house."

by Axe grinderdragon June 10, 2016

dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dickspam

The absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding penis enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.

Your newborn baby pictures didn't show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but dickspam right now.

by Onthefence December 9, 2008

dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003