Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.
Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010
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IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU
by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017
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by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005
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Usually it's body is penis shaped, with balls (legs) down and penis (torso) facing up. In the upper part of penis (head) it has another penis facing down, it represents eyes and nose of the character. To left and right from the middle of the character are arms, they are also penises, but long ones. In the end of arm penises there are 3-4 penises with balls representing fingers. Under arms there are balls with hair on them representing hair under arms (they are balls for the arm penises). There are some penises usually 6-7 representing all kinds of hairstyles of the character also.
When you draw all that you get a funny character made entirely out of penis shaped parts. People usually write "hug me" words next to the drawing.
Usually it's body is penis shaped, with balls (legs) down and penis (torso) facing up. In the upper part of penis (head) it has another penis facing down, it represents eyes and nose of the character. To left and right from the middle of the character are arms, they are also penises, but long ones. In the end of arm penises there are 3-4 penises with balls representing fingers. Under arms there are balls with hair on them representing hair under arms (they are balls for the arm penises). There are some penises usually 6-7 representing all kinds of hairstyles of the character also.
When you draw all that you get a funny character made entirely out of penis shaped parts. People usually write "hug me" words next to the drawing.
by kaerbaka January 13, 2010
Get the dickman mug.Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.
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