desert cocktail

A mixture of piss and cactus milk

"I was sooo thirsty I had to make a desert cocktail!"

by Montizzelle November 2, 2013

Desert Storm

Violently using a cactus as a dildo.

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm

by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017

Palm Desert Finish

A Palm Desert Finish is when you hire a maid and after she's done cleaning, you get a blowjob for an extra $20.

Juanita from Happy Maids gives the best Palm Desert Finish I've ever had!

by Beekersguy March 3, 2019

The Duel in the Desert

Annual college football game between Arizona State University and the University of Arizona.

The winner of the Duel in the Desert receives the Territorial Cup.

The Territorial Cup is the oldest trophy in college football.

by Chizhi Worm April 28, 2009

Desertous

Desert-like, relating to a desert. Also, dry, not wet.

it hasn't rained in forever! If it doesn't rain soon, the whole town will become desertous!

by Desertousman March 2, 2011

Desert Thirsty Nigga

Someone who has not engaged in sex for a long period of time, and is eagerly search for it.

Look Jamel is talking to that fat bitch, man he is a desert thirsty nigga.

by IBustUSwallow May 25, 2013

desert eagle

A big ass motherfucking gun.

shoot your arm clean off!

by Alex February 29, 2004