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Demetrios

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.
Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"
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demetra

someone who is a great friend and who is very hot and sexy.
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1. A Turkish word that means "bunch".

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I want a 'demet' of roses. Gonna give it to my Turkish fiancée Demet.
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A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.
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Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.
I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .
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