Halitosis Defence 

Common ins sports when one player attempts to keep another player from scoring screaming in the face of the player.

Holly shit! He knocked Bob out with the halitosis defence!

Halitosis Defence by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

Mental Disability Defence 

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

Mental Disability Defence by MM132 September 6, 2012

The Defence Rests

A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.

"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."

"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."

The Defence Rests by uofa goer March 20, 2012

Personal Defence Weapon 

A class of compact firearms, essentially hybrids between Assault Rifles and Sub-Machine Guns. Designed to be both small and light so they can be carried by Non-combatant Personnel, but still have the capability to penetrate modern ballistic body armour. This is usually achieved by utilising special cartridges, such as the 5.7x28mm FN or the 4.6x30mm HK. Very effective in Close Quarter Combat, this class of firearms has been adopted by several Special Forces, Law Enforcement Agencies and Counter-Terrorist Units.

Notable examples include the FN P90, the HK MP7, the PDW Version of the FN SCAR and the AAC Honey Badger.

...so then these Paratroopers went for our Supply Personnel, assuming that they were easy bait. But luckily, they were equipped with Personal Defence Weapons and managed to hold them back until combatant units were on place.

Personal Defence Weapon by Ashirg April 16, 2020

Don Defence League 

DDL is a group of select people who are amping the greatest on earth

“ Isn’t the Don Defence League the best movement in the world.”

Don Defence League by Matthewwantdon March 18, 2021

Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang

Josh defence league by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022

Ketanji defence 

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson

“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”

Ketanji defence by Dr dampness March 26, 2022