Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

by MM132 September 06, 2012

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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

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Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016

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king defence

in chess when the king defends two or more pieces at the same time

Miguel used the king defence to fend of my fork.

by @goodfriend February 09, 2023

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Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz

"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"

by PrinceAndrewShould January 04, 2024

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