Deskie

Someone who works at a desk of any sort. The more informative the desk, the more likely the person is a deskie. Deskies are known to be able to endure long periods of time doing nothing, and to know where Pizza to Go is located.

I can't talk to her, she's too cool. She's a deskie.

by twbtg2 March 3, 2008

Deskin

Evil in its purest form. One who travels the land in search of little girls and/or candy. They must drive a saab and be fluent in Swedish, and in the art of mung. Arch nemesis of Trailer Zac. Also known simply as "El Chupacabra" in many Latin American countries.

"Dude, Deskin ate 14 packets of sugar and he looked like straight mung!"

by "The Dude" December 15, 2006

Dewski King

A complete crack head kid who gets jacked up on Mountain Dew all day everyday. A dewski king tends to drink all of your “DEWSKI” aka Mountain Dew when he’s at your house. Nobody truly knows what is wrong with Dewski King.

Oh fuck it’s dewski king, hold my dewski.

by Blakessketit April 1, 2019

Deerkiss

A Guy thats named Deerqis but gets called Deerkiss
A guy who kiss kiss deers

anyways i am the person who created deer kiss ズのんﾑズひ#2004

- AY DEERKISS
- Wow luck at this mf kissing these deers

by Deerqis November 24, 2020

deskinator

A desk that has caused a person physical harm in some way.

my friend hit his head on the science desk, it’s a deskinator

by FaZeKrautz May 6, 2021

Defskis Scrumdidilyumptios

Technoknifes other great great grandfather that died in a tsunami in the Sahara desert.

Technoknife: have u ever met Defskis Scrumdidilyumptios?

person: no who is it

technoknife: my other great great grandfather that died in a tsunami in the Sahara desert.

by sndlk May 18, 2022

Deskillful

antonym of skillful. Describes people that have less skill than unskillful.

How did he missed the shot from 5 yards away from the goal. What a deskillful player

by Чай с лемоном October 1, 2023