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final-destinationism

A neo-mainstream theory or ideology developed from the bizarre situational deaths in the movie, "Final Destination." Final-destinationists (also called catastrophists) will witness a seemingly harmless situation then explain in great detail how lucky you were x event didn't happen because it would cause your very gruesome demise...that they also explain in great detail.
Oh man, are you alright?! You just tripped next to that chair! Good thing you didn't fall cause that drawer is open and if you fell, you would've gone over the chair and hit your eye on the drawer causing the cabinet to topple over onto your computer which would shoot out sparks and set the whole place on fire and you would burn to death while being crushed with the corner of a drawer in your eye...you are SO lucky."
"I think Al's Final-Destinationism is getting out of hand."
by jaci_b October 12, 2007
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declaration

The declaration of our baby.
by Aria Anonymous May 30, 2016
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Final Destination 3

a horror movie that was released on February 10, 2006 that is centered around a premonition about death on a roller coaster. The movie stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead(Sky High, The Ring Two, Black Christmas) as Wendy- the female lead, and Ryan Merriman(Halloween: Resurrection, The Ring Two, The Luck of the Irish) as Kevin- the male lead. The movie was shot in Canada in 2005. Some interesting trivia concerning the stars is: Mary Winstead and Ryan Merriman both starred in "The Ring 2" in 2005. Also, the same year as Final Destination 3 was released, Mary Winstead starred in Black Christmas along with Crystal Lowe, another actress in Final Destination 3.
"We should go rent a horror movie at Blockbuster like Halloween or Final Destination 3"
by simpleguy September 6, 2009
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Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.
The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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gentrivacation destination

every cool ski resort, ski town, or surf spot (among other vacation type places): Yuppies and super rich retiring baby boomers invade in a seemingly endless parade of bright red spyder jackets and fur coats. They are transported by huge 2mpg SUVs (Hummers and Escalades seem to be their choice, the bigger after market chrome rims and bling the better) that will never go offroad and are only there to compensate for a small penis or to look hip to the younger skiers and snowboarders living in these towns who usually have to wait on their pompous asses to afford a season pass and crappy housing at whatever resort town or cool beach front is being taken over. This is quickly followed by the cutting down of aspen trees or using TNT to blow out cliffs to build 8000-10000sq ft McMansions and Garage Mahals that will be used 2 months out of the year,destroy tons of natural resources and animal habitats, and drive the price of living (and ski passes) through the roof.
Now that there is no land left in Vail, Sun Valley, and Jackson Hole, Fucking SoCal and Texas dickheads make Park City their new gentrivacation destination of choice.
by NeverSummerRyder June 28, 2006
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desalination

a way of turning salt water into fresh drinkable water.
e.g jack got some fresh water to drink at the desalination plant.
by urlocalcrackhead420 August 29, 2019
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Destination Fucked

1: The Sheila was drinking beer and tried to be Tony Hawk. She sent herself to Destination Fucked.
by VixenWolf November 29, 2018
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