Deceit Sanders

A slimey boi, Thomas' Deceitful side

Has a very nice outfit, we stan.

Deceit Sanders first on-screen moments:

Logan : DECEIT!
Thomas : WHAT? Deceit?
Deceit : Who's she? Never heard of her?
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Deceit : And Virgil, I *adore* the more intense eyeshadow. It totally doesn't make you look like a raccoon.
Virgil : Nice gloves. Did you just finish washing some dishes?
Deceit : Yes...
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Deceit : Well this all went according to plan...
Logan : Surely it didn't!

by your local greek July 30, 2019

desert fox

Slang term for a hot middle eastern woman, usually used by US troops stationed in Iraq. Synonym: Iraqi Ten

Soldier1: Hey Tim, you see that desert fox over there? She looks like she could be pretty hot if she took off that turban thing.

Soldier2: Roger that John, I'd hit it.

by Jack.A. December 3, 2009

Desert Man

That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.

Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.

Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.

You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."



You - "Fuck..."

by Budalicious May 26, 2005

desert princess

word used by males deployed in the desert to describe a women that starts
to look better the longer you are deployed. You would not think twice in the states about her. They say the desert places tricks on you eyes like a mirage.

Dude look at the girl she is fine!!!!
Man you have been here for 6 months.
Dude, They all start looking better by the day!

by 84boy November 13, 2004

Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 9, 2010

desert flu

Strong desire for native american indians.

Mary had just recovered from jungle fever, when she already catched desert flu. So she went to the Navajo Nation to hook up with some sexy indian men.

by Moecha April 17, 2011

desert pigeon

A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.

There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.

by Si-poppy February 4, 2014