dead

What someone becomes when I'm mad at them.
See Kate Bosworth

"Is she dead?"
"Yeah, shoot her again just to make sure though. Serves her right for sleeping with my Orlando."

by Rebecca Bloom, wife of Orlando Bloom January 03, 2004

dead

very

this is dead boring

this is dead boring

by Bob October 25, 2003

dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 25, 2003

dead

1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble

1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"

by Joe Momma the III April 09, 2008

dead

1. when people stop posting on a chat board.

2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence

1. whoa this board is dead

2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music

by not illiterate March 31, 2005

dead

when something is dead, you ain't feelin it

e.g: wow we have to go for history in p5, that's dead
e.g 2: nah that joke's dead
e.g 3: that's deadddd

by Galleioa-T January 25, 2019

dead

something or someone that isnt alive any more but if you uhhh nevermind

Beavis:damnit bunghole if you dont shut up ill kill you
Butthead:beavis that thing is already dead
BEavis:oh yeah

by John Fru June 12, 2004