dead

What someone becomes when I'm mad at them.
See Kate Bosworth

"Is she dead?"
"Yeah, shoot her again just to make sure though. Serves her right for sleeping with my Orlando."

by Rebecca Bloom, wife of Orlando Bloom January 2, 2004

dead

very

this is dead boring

this is dead boring

by Bob October 25, 2003

dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

dead

1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble

1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"

by Joe Momma the III April 11, 2008

dead

1. when people stop posting on a chat board.

2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence

1. whoa this board is dead

2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music

by not illiterate March 31, 2005

dead

Gone and never coming back.

I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.

by Curtis_Robert September 12, 2011

dead

When sum not funny or overrated

Yo bro u ode trippin chuk e cheese is dead af

by trendsetter.mell April 22, 2022