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dawsonville

(N.) A small town located in Northeast Georgia where the inhabitants usually have no teeth, resort to using motorized wheelchairs for transportation due to widespread obesity, and lack the average intelligence of most human beings. There is a Walmart where the cream of the crop assembles to make everyone who visits from neighboring towns feel like gorgeous super-models. The ideal pastimes are Nascar, racism, and whoring around; the official color is camouflage.
Bob: Let's go to the Dawsonville Walmart to hang out.
Jill: No Bob! There is an army of toothless redneck fatties in motorized carts blocking the aisles! We better go to the Walmart in Cumming.
by tinkerjax November 12, 2013
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Hot Dawson

This is a complicated maneuver that requires precise timing. You will most likely need a guy that is about a foot or so taller than the girl.

It is when both parties are naked standing up facing each other at first. Then they say "Ready, set, GO!" The girl does an about face (180 degree turn). The guy then slips his penis between her legs so it looks like she has a penis.

The girl then begins to pee on his penis, he then starts to pee too. So in her mind, she is peeing out of a penis.

Then as her urine rolls down his penis, over his balls, and slowly but surly hits his taint (part between your anus and balls or vagina), he immediately takes a dump.

This can be messy and only should be attempted in an easy clean up area. Also there are a few Hot Dawson Fails.
Dude, Heather was drunk last night and we tried the Hot Dawson. I failed and just farted instead. then she farted so I Donkey Punched her and got some Vegan Anal instead!
by PimpDaddyRR June 12, 2011
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Shane Dawson

A person who fucked his cat and sucked his dogs dick
Hey have you see the Shane Dawson tweets it’s so funny
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Dawson Day

A dumbass boy who looks like jimmy neutron. He loves having sex with Zoe Laverne while she is supposed to be babysitting. He’s in it for the booty..
Dawson Day needs a lot of help.
by Rek_Shreck April 21, 2019
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Rosario Dawson

Did you see Rosario Dawson in Sin City? She is so beautiful.
by blueice6102 September 21, 2007
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Daewon song

the best skateboarder on the face of the earth. Master of the tech. Skates for almost & DVS. Named skater of the year by thrasher magazine. Also won video part of the year for his part in DVS's skate more. Born in South Korea then moved to California as a boy to persue his skating career. Famous for his friendly rivalry Rodney Mullen, founder of Almost. Famous for always wearing a beanie durning his video parts. A god livng on earth
Daewon song is the most gnar person alive
by ahud April 13, 2008
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Deasoned

To have a request denied repeatedly despite meeting the requirements. Usually used in the past tense for stronger effect. A compound of "DE-nied" for no "rEASON".
"Dude, my application got rejected for a third time. I got Deasoned again."
by capitalk_23 March 5, 2015
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