dire situation

a ship you made up that no one cares about and its not even good yet it plagues your every thought

who up thinking about their dire situation who never even spoke to each other in canon

by vriskagamblingaddiction February 22, 2026

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*

fart

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"

by ditooooooooooooos April 4, 2022

Raven dire

A radio DJ in the 90s

"dude, whatever happened to Raven dire?"

by Raoulgoustan66678 June 17, 2018

Danny Dire

A rhyming negative exclamation or description, simply meaning "dire". From The popular British Actor Danny Dyer, star of Human Traffic and Severance to name but two.

Person A: Alright Dave, how was the concert last night?
Person B: Danny Dire Mate! Thats the last time I'm going to see Barry Manilow, you mark my words!

Person A: Why the Long Face?
Person B: My Cat just died.
Person A: Thats Dire Mate, Danny Dire.

by Charlie Amos July 13, 2007

were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

by The Adrians April 5, 2008

Jasperian Dire Wolf

The 'Jasperian Dire Wolf' is a closed species for anthropomorphic characters, owned by @DireOpportune.
This species is a type of Dire Wolf that is taller then others, pointy ears and tends to always have the attitude of a dreadful man.

The Jasperian Dire Wolf is a wolf of great size and anger.

by J-Pyro February 27, 2020

Being Dire

state of being a hoe ass bitch.

I was talking to my friend and he was being dire.

by JonTro April 28, 2021