deer dents 

Scratches and dents that appear on a car after driving through a wooded area without concern for wildlife.

While driving through the woods with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, Jason felt a bump and hoped that his insurance covered deer dents.

deer dents by Mike Payne May 16, 2008

deer rental 

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

deer rental by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

deer whistle 

A slang term for a marijuana cigarette. Often used during hunting in the Bruce county of Ontario to attract deer who have a scent for the sticky-icky.

Roll me up a few loose deer whistles would ya? I'm going after that fucker I hit with my car

deer whistle by Tall Drink of Water December 12, 2013

deer goggles 

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.

I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.

deer goggles by mwallis October 13, 2009

deer legs 

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

deer legs by bigeasyone March 7, 2010

deer knuckle 

Also known as a camel toe

That girl is wearing pants letting her deer knuckle show.

deer knuckle by p.a.409deda November 13, 2013

deer haunches 

Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.

Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.

deer haunches by TomKVideo December 29, 2008