catlesscat

catlesscat is a human that is actually a cat that unfortunately, does not own a cat.

Dude catlesscat should get a cat, they are so much better than dogs.

by daie_xd May 20, 2021

Cuntless years

A couple of days after break up

— Dude, you have to break up with Katie!
— I know, but I'm scared shitless of cuntless years to come

by russiancase December 1, 2021

Rusty Cutlass

A sexual position; The position entails for the man to begin with anal sex until just before climax pulls out of his partner and smacks them across the face with their phallus with a loud "Yar!", "Avast ye landlubber" etc.

"I totally gave Sarah a Rusty Cutlass last night"

by Captain_Cockstrong July 17, 2021

Tommy Cutlets

The fucking goat. 🤌🤌🤌🍕🍝🇮🇹

Tommy Cutlets is a mother fucking goat

by Maythepie3 December 15, 2023

Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.

I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.

by Apple Clis January 31, 2024