bobo curtains

When you go to take a shit at work and the previous stall user left toilet paper hanging over the sides of the door so no one could peek inside the cracks.

Bob is so paranoid to take a shit at work he hangs bobo curtains up so nobody can peek inside and see who's there when really someone else has to shit to and is trying to see if the door is locked.

by Sgt Huggies February 26, 2018

Close The Curtains

Definition 1:To commit Suicide/ End your life

Definition 2: to End or Discontinue something

Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?

Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains

by Jaiylor May 24, 2020

Angry curtains

A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look

"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.

by justabubble15 January 27, 2015

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

high school play curtain

A very, VERY loose vagina.

That drunk chick I banged last night had a high school play curtain! It was gross!

by MrYinny May 22, 2008

pulling up the curtain

The act of rolling up one's upper lip, as though it were a curtain, to expose the teeth (often in the fashion of imitating a beaver). Pulling the curtain originated in the Appalachians and is frequently utilized in comedic Vine parodies. Pulling up the curtain can be used to express overwhelming joy, frustration, anger, or a natural response to hearing a banjo.

When Seth told Jennifer they were going on a road trip to the Smokey Mountains, she immediately was overwhelmed with joy and was "pulling up the curtain".

by Bloney Sammich November 12, 2013

fuzzy beef curtain

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body

I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain

by Memer tremer March 29, 2016