Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

by FuckYouDave Burlesque January 3, 2014

Cuntrary

Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.

Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today

Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen

by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020

Cuntrast

A contrast between two people which makes one person look like a cunt.

The Opposition Leader is here with us today, while the Prime Minister is off charging 5,000 bucks a head to have dinner with him. What a cuntrast.

by nickagonistes May 4, 2021

cuntrag

A derrogatory term used to describe one for whom you see no other purpose in life but to soke up liquids from the organ with the same slang terminology.

You mothafuckin' cuntrag! You're useless; I hate you.

by Suppatime April 16, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntcap

The U.S. Army Class "A" hat or "Overseas hat" pre beret was commonly referred to as the "cunt cap" or "cuntcap".

Soldiers graduating from basic training wear cuntcaps when in Class "a" uniforms before they get to their units. The hat is shaped like a "cunt"

by Donald Lee January 1, 2007

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003