Oliver Cuntster

Somebody who is both a cuntster and a trickster in the highest degree. Half slutty and half tricky, the Oliver Cuntster enjoys playing pranks and sleeping with guys

Person 1:Hey did you hear about Dave yesterday, he slept with Andrew after covering him in whipped cream.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.

by Takyo October 6, 2019

Cuntterfly

A beautiful girl who use to be sweet but is now a cunt.

Man 1: Ah man, Tory use to give me blow jobs every night! Now it's once a month!
Man 2: What the fuck happened bro?
Man 1: Nuttin yo, bitch just turned into a cuntterfly for some reason!
Man 2: Dude, I'm so sorry.

by Tiana87 May 17, 2011

cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.

The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.

by Godsninja November 2, 2013

cumputer

a computer that fckg cums every time you touch it

awn man my cumputer just cummed

by invisablez November 3, 2019

cuntsterbator

one who fingers pussy

hi vicky, would you like me to cuntsterbate you?

by sam July 27, 2003

cuntbiter

An objectionable person with whom no one wants to be associated.

"Hey, do you know Dave -----?"
"Who'd want to know him? He's a real cuntbiter.

by Charles Edward Casimir Stuart June 25, 2007

Cuntbuster

a guy who is so hot that he can have sex any girl he wants.

Jon Clifford had sex with 5 different girls in one day. He is such a Cuntbuster.

by Max January 9, 2005